DuDe has done it again! Way in the back behind the Christmas decorations and collection of used Dustbusters he found some tapes that looked great but they have not title or movie synopsis on them!
We asked our fans and friends to give us a hand and help us figure out what the names of these movies should be and then tell us what they are all about! We love all the great responses we got on this one, here is just a few of our favorite. For all the posts and comments follow the link back to our facebook group and join in on the fun!
Troy Lahti Dalton takes over the Titty Twister to keep the riff raff vampires out of the bar while also trying to save the town.
Sam Elliot returns as his vampire friend whom he must vanquish at the end for being behind it all from the beginning
Salma H. Returns as Elliot’s mistress
Christopher Freeland Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliott play a couple of tourists that enter Mexico for a business trip. Upon entering a bar, they meet a stripper (Selma Hayek) who turns into a vampire at midnight. So it’s time for a blood festival Roadhouse style as the tourists fight the creatures of the night. Also starting Cheech and Chong. #Boyzkgang
Jeff Phillips All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin’ pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
Sean Bowerman Patrick Swayze stars as “Luke Lisard,” a stoic Texas Ranger trying to escape his shady past. Watch, as a string of grisly murders, and an equally jaw-dropping señorita (Selma Hayek), lead him straight into mouth of Hell! Amidst the dead of night, Luke seeks solace at the Mexican Border, unaware that the “gentleman’s club” he’s found is anything but….. Now, alongside a wayward naval captain (Danny Glover), a faithless preacher (Charles Durning) and a fellow *former* lawman (Sam Eliot), their only chance to survive the night lies with Pandemonium herself. Opening June 5th, 1996 at the stroke of midnight, don’t miss “From Dusk ‘Till Dawn 2: Border War!”
Co-staring Cheech Marin, Jim Cummings & Whoopi Goldberg as the wise-cracking ICE Agents.
*Spoiler Alert* Luke dies and has to then battle the forces of blood-sucking evil as an all-out ass-kicking ghost!